![]() ![]() The Gabriel 2.0 physique that debuted a couple of years ago undeniably sports a hot, muscled, mouthful of gluteus muscles. ![]() Gabriel Ross is the only nominee to show up in bulge and butt categories. Round, graceful, spankable 5-ways to Sunday. His butt is epic regardless, but you can decide if you’re voting on his more squeezable young glutes or his muscle power-bottom. Is this beauty a 3-peat? Cameron Matthews poses a challenge to evaluating his cred in this category, because he appeared in products in 2014 that have to span at least 5 years, ranging from his barely legal beauty incarnation (pictured here) to his more recent rock hard muscle stud appearance. I personally keep a shrine to this divine work of art in my home. 2014 was also the year we got our first glimpse of this award winning ass completely naked. Rugby, wrestling, working out… there’s a formula for crafting perky, hard, insanely grabbable ass cheeks like this, and Kid K is working it to perfection. I’d spank it, sure, but best butt? Reigning 2 time winner of Best Butt, Kid Karisma returns to flex those glutes in your face again. Some nominator clearly disagrees with me, though. I mean, the handsome newbie is cute as a button with an imminently fuckable body, but his ass just doesn’t jump out at me as cream of the crop. That’s one hot contender! I thought there had to be a typo when I saw Kirk Donahue listed for Best Butt. Cooper that I jones on hardest, but either incarnation, it’s hard to argue with the fact that luscious, round ass is gorgeous! Muscled, athletic and sweetly round and squeezable at the same time. Goldenboy Austin Cooper has made major progress in plot points this year, leveraging a thrilling heel turn into a mind-fuck split personality. I get hottest considering the Best Butt nominees. Now let’s take a look at the back end of the chassis. I’d say Ethan is the dark horse contender here, potentially pulling in both loyal fans along with those who objectively, simply have fallen in lust with the firehose he sports. Joshua will once again have a major showing in this category, possibly taking the 3-peat, and legions of Jonny and Ethan fans will of course chime in to support their boys. Like everything about him, that mass of man meat is aesthetically gorgeous, defiantly huge while somehow seeming perfectly proportioned to his superhuman physique. Joshua’s gargantuan bulge, and defying the momentum he has the undefeated winner of this category for the 2 years the Besties have been around, I have to say it’s Pete Sharp’s behemoth that owns me. But does that qualify for “best bulge?”ĭespite my long-standing knee-jerk adoration for Mr. When this monster gets stoked, seriously, step back. Suffice it to say that he’s much more a grower than a show-er. Finally, Gabriel Ross is a major player in this category, but I’ve been asked to make my posts safer-for-work lately, meaning I can’t show you exactly why Gabriel is a major contender. Massive, meaty, and swings like a sledgehammer. Now that’s a workout routine I want to see! Seriously. We’ve watched his body get harder and that massive bulge seem to grow bigger every year. ![]() Jonny packs major league heat! Hard not to see why Ethan Axel Andrews gets a gasp and a nod in the slate this year. That trouser snake stretches the seams of every lucky pair of trunks that struggle to contain it! Jonny Firestorm’s first 2015 release makes him an instant frontrunner for next year’s best bulge, but it was hard to find a pic from pre-2015 that does justice to just how huge the reigning Best Heel is. Joshua to you!) is back again to slap down his junk and defy you to tear your eyes away. That requires its own zip code! Best Bulge winner for the past 2 years, Joshua Goodman (that’s Mr. But I regularly gasp in astonishment at the size and heft of the mountain stuffed in the front of his trunks. Is it the best of 2014? Pete Sharp burst onto the scene just a couple of years ago, and there’s nothing that fails to catch my eye about the blue eyed bombshell. His major gimmick is his “Centerpiece” after all! Hard to argue that’s a far above average bulge. You have to imagine Jobe Zander is aching for this award after being bridesmaid two times running. Let’s take a look at the front end first. Size, proportion, shape, and of course wardrobe choices that accentuate it just right… so many components to factor and figure. What constitutes a “best” bulge or butt, of course is deeply subjective. In the interest of full disclosure, I tend to be more of an ass man myself, but even I have been known to have my eyes pop out at the sight of several of these best bulge nominees in action. ![]() Polls close on Sunday, so let’s take a closer look today at a couple of the BG East “Besties” nominations, namely Best Butt and Best Bulge. ![]()
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